У одной девушки была маленькая грудь.
Пошла она к врачу. Доктор говорит:
- Какая ваша любимая песня?
- "Ветер с моря дул"...
- Прекрасно. Каждый день ровно в 19:00 раздевайтесь, оттягивайте минут 15-20 грудь и пойте любимую песню.
Девушка последовала совету. Проходит неделя, другая - грудь заметно выросла. И вот однажды она задержалась на работе. Выскакивает на улицу, хватает такси и мчится домой. Машина попадает в пробку. Девушка, видя, что домой не успевает, ровно в 19:00 стягивает блузку, начинает петь и оттягивает грудь.
На нее пялится таксист:
- А что, девушка, уже 19:00?
- Да!
- There's a place off Ocean Avenue
Where I used to sit and talk with you
We were both 16 and it felt so right
Sleeping all day, staying up all night
Staying up all night
There's a place on the corner of Cherry Street
We would walk on the beach in our bare feet
We were both 18 and it felt so right
Sleeping all day staying up all night
Staying up all night
If I could find you now things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
Let your waves crash down on me and take me away
There's a piece of you that's here with me
It's everywhere I go, it's everything I see
When I sleep I dream and it gets me by
I can make-believe that you're here tonight
That you're here tonight
If I could find you now things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
I know somewhere somehow we'll be together
Let your waves crash down on me and take me away
I remember the look in your eyes
When you told me that this was goodbye
You were begging me, not tonight, not here, not now
We're looking up at the same night sky
And keep pretending the sun will not rise
We'll be together for one more night, somewhere, somehow
If I could find you now things would get better
We could leave this town and run forever
I know somewhere somehow we'll be together
Let your waves crash down on me and take me away